It was clearly Zardari sitting with the Molvi Sahab in the Masjid, repenting. Then with smoke erupting from the floor walked Musharraf with a microphone, staring at me, looking right through the net covering the window I was sitting behind. It took my breath away for a second. I tried listening and searching for the speakers to his microphone because I couldn't hear anything. What?
He mouthed some inaudible words again.
I tried to listen. What?
It appeared to me only after the traffic got jammed in between Musharraf and the window in front of me that he was making some sort of an introductory speech pointing to a giant room size computer mouse. All of a sudden, it became accessible to me and without thinking I clicked. With no surprise, it triggered a cascade of scientific beeps that increased in intensity with every step. I hurried some steps back, afraid, bit my fingers, my pupils shifted from side to side, you get the picture. And before I could think up something the sun was blocked and I stood beneath the shadow of a giant robot.
What the!
"Ye kiya scene hai bhai?" I called out.
My brother then appeared from no where to answer the question,"jaisay jab murghee ka bacha anday se nikalta hai to pehli cheez jo dekhta hai usay apni maa samajhta hai bus Musharraf ki robot tumhain apni maa samajh rahi hai."
"What the hell! What the hell are you talking about?"
I started pacing my way down the street, the robot followed me and I couldn't believe the words it was repeatedly uttering.
"Leave me alone!" I yelled.
"Preetum mat pardes padhaaro!"
"Leave me freak'en alone!"
"Preetum mat pardes padhaaro!"
Run.. run.. run!
"Should I throw a boulder over this thing's head?" My brother asked appearing, uttering, and after getting no response, disappearing.
I woke up pulling my face off of Robbin's Pathology, confused, I looked around making sure no robot was chasing me and just when I gained my senses back I heard the sky outside shimmying with firearms. Does anyone know what is up with the Supreme Court, Deedar guy, PPP and people burning cars and I heard there isn't any school tomorrow. Ya? Party!
I am going to go suicide, I can't believe I just typed this up.
He mouthed some inaudible words again.
I tried to listen. What?
It appeared to me only after the traffic got jammed in between Musharraf and the window in front of me that he was making some sort of an introductory speech pointing to a giant room size computer mouse. All of a sudden, it became accessible to me and without thinking I clicked. With no surprise, it triggered a cascade of scientific beeps that increased in intensity with every step. I hurried some steps back, afraid, bit my fingers, my pupils shifted from side to side, you get the picture. And before I could think up something the sun was blocked and I stood beneath the shadow of a giant robot.
What the!
"Ye kiya scene hai bhai?" I called out.
My brother then appeared from no where to answer the question,"jaisay jab murghee ka bacha anday se nikalta hai to pehli cheez jo dekhta hai usay apni maa samajhta hai bus Musharraf ki robot tumhain apni maa samajh rahi hai."
"What the hell! What the hell are you talking about?"
I started pacing my way down the street, the robot followed me and I couldn't believe the words it was repeatedly uttering.
"Leave me alone!" I yelled.
"Preetum mat pardes padhaaro!"
"Leave me freak'en alone!"
"Preetum mat pardes padhaaro!"
Run.. run.. run!
"Should I throw a boulder over this thing's head?" My brother asked appearing, uttering, and after getting no response, disappearing.
I woke up pulling my face off of Robbin's Pathology, confused, I looked around making sure no robot was chasing me and just when I gained my senses back I heard the sky outside shimmying with firearms. Does anyone know what is up with the Supreme Court, Deedar guy, PPP and people burning cars and I heard there isn't any school tomorrow. Ya? Party!
I am going to go suicide, I can't believe I just typed this up.