Unexplained

At times incessant repetition of a phrase that hits unexpectedly to your face each time helps you recognize a flaw pertaining to your being or just helps you discover something about yourself. Now, I know people that have helped me recognize one such freakishness about myself would never read this but anyway; one such phrase cum question that I come across all the time is none other than;

“Why are you always in a rush to go?”

Modified forms:

“Jaldi kya hai?”

“What are you always going away for?”

“Why are you so anti-social?”

“Hain, ye achanak kiya?”

“Why are you so against communication?”

Then there are:

“Sun to lain pehlay baat!”

“No, don’t you go ahead start giving me statements to leave.”

“Wait, listen. Hold your horses.”

“Abhi baat khatam nahi howi.”

O and then my favorite one:

“Nafsiyati ho tum thorhi.”

Hahahahaha.

BLAH!

And the craziest thing about this is that all of these people objecting upon my, this specific behavior have at some point declared me to be tenacious, boisterous, redundant, friendly, approachable and WHAT THE HAY not. Why O why must I be struck by questions over and over again that are so contrary to the very presence of all these people posing these questions?

CONTRA-freaking-DICTIONS!

Now, moving on with life, it seems pretty clear to me that I do not have a legitimate answer to these questions. But, I can try advocating for myself,

Loooooook! Sit down.

Firstly, I am never in a rush to go. I just go. 

Secondly, isn’t it always better to have some unexplainable demeanor associated with yourself get into the limelight and have it accepted by the people? It is.

Now, the problem here is the “getting it accepted by the people” part. Even if they do accept such a behavior or anything for that matter, they will never and I repeat NEVER stop questioning you on it. 

This isn’t helping, is it?

Hey!

But having people question on a peculiarity of yours earns you the kind of popularity that saves you from giving explanations to the random stuff that you go about doing!

*smiles furtively*

Liberty.